We have provided a list of slogans to inspire Posters for outside your church. Many are now available from Siloam Christian Ministries info@siloam.org.uk as POSTERS £3.30 A3 and on Witness Self adhesive labels 21 to an A4 sheet. 105 individual messages in full colour. Ideal on your letters,envelopes and parcels. They might make them , smile, think and maybe bring them into faith. The best are brief, so they can read them and remember them. Make your posters using our slogans. Start witnessing today: See bottom of list for Christian Jokes. Siloam Christian Ministries CLENT HOUSE 25 Beauchamp Ave Royal Leamington Spa Warks CV32 5RG 01926 3350037 info@siloam.org.uk All the following have been created by Decade Ministries or are in the Public domain for your use. An Atheist is someone with no visible means of support April 1st National fools day The fool says in his heart No God Are you tyred? Drop in for a service! Can you tell talk from mutter Try spreading the Good News Carpenter of Nazareth seeks joiners Christianity is Christ Cof E Can mean Church of England To some it means Christmas of Easter! Come early to avoid the Christmas rush Come in for a faith lift Come near to God and He will come near to you Coming soon Three men and a baby! "Dear God!" I have a problem "It's me!". "Dear child!" I have an answer "It's me!" Don't count sheep! Talk to the shepherd Dont despair try prayer Don't just keep the faith SPREAD IT Don't worry about tomorrow God is there During inflation or recession the wages of sin remain the same Dying to help you Eight out of every ten cats say their owners need it SALVATION! Eyes up at 6.30 Face the Son and the shadows fall behind Faith a small step for man. Grace a giant leap for God Fight truth decay Follow the makers instructions God is for life not just for Christmas God is not just for emergencies God measures man with a tapemeasure round the heart not the head (Sunday) God says REST He knows BEST God seems far away! guess who moved! God so loved the world that he did not send a committee Have a nice PRAY "I would believe God if He showed himself!" He DID!! If accused of being a Christian Is there enough evidence to convict you? If your knees shake kneel on them In tennis love means nothing In Christ love means everything Interested in heaven? Get your flight lessons here God is not into double glazing But He heals painful hearts Jesus the best Christmas Presence JESUS the name that solves a Grave Problem Jesus the reason for the season Life fragile Handle with prayer Long standing problems try kneeling down Love your neigbours at home and away Love won another Noah a great businessman,kept a small company afloat while the rest of the world was in liquidation 1 CROSS 3 NAILS = 4 GIVEN Our God is not dead.Sorry about yours! Out of every MESS God is able to send a MESSAGE Palms are not for reading but for waving Prayer the key to the morning and the bolt to the night Read the makers instruction Seven days without prayer Makes one weak Talk to the listening God you can bank on Him "The church is full of hypocrites! "Come and join us! There was no other good enough There's a way back to God This church is for sinners only This church is a one story building It is HIS STORY This could be a winner X This could save a sinner + Trespassers Will be forgiven 3:16 Know what I mean JOHN? Watch this space What on earth are you doing? For heavens sake! Wise still seek Jesus Would you recognise God If He showed Himself? You can't stumble on your knees You don't have to go to shops to be an unbeliever You'll never walk alone now MANUNITED with GOD! Your an Atheist! That relieves God of a lot of responsibility SEND US MORE SUGGESTIONS info@churchsupplies.org.uk CHRISTIAN JOKES and FUN How many Methodists does it take to change a light bulb? Ten One to change the bulb. Nine to serve tea and biscuits! How many Pentecostals does it take to change a light bulb? Ten One to change the bulb and nine to bind the powers of darkness! How many Anglicans does it take to change a light bulb? Ten One to change the bulb and nine to argue that they prefer an old one! How many Baptists does it take to change a light bulb? Ten One to change the bulb and nine to hold a deacons meeting to see if it is making them ecumenical! How many Salvationists does it take to change a light bulb? Ten One to change the bulb and two to play brass instruments two songsters to sing good songs, two to explain the difference between timbels and tamborines and three others attempting to prove they are a church and not just a great evangelistic movement. How many Roman Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None They use candles! How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb? As many as you like because they all have their hands in the air! How many Presbyterians does it take to change a light bulb? Ten One to change the bulb,one to carry in the Bible and eight to act as elders for the event! How many Congregationalists does it take to change a light bulb. Ten One to change the bulb and the rest to prove the bulb came from an independent source and had the approval of the entire membership. How many Brethren does it take to change a light bulb? Change????? How many American TV Evangelists does it take to change a light bulb? Ten One to change the bulb while the nine explain where to send the cheques. How many Free Church of England members does it take to change a light bulb? Ten all holding hands in case their Apostolic line is broken! How many FIEC members does it take to change a light bulb? Ten One standing on a Bible while the nine give out tracts and edited sermons of Martyn Lloyd Jones! How many Anglo Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? Ten One to change the bulb,two to carry candles one to swing the smoke and six to check which saints day it happened to be when the old one went out! How many Hyper Calvinists does it take to change a light bulb? Ten One to change the bulb and nine to expound on the fact that both the old one and new one were predestined to be changed at that time. How many JWs does it take to change a light bulb. Ten Two to give out Watchtowers and Awake the rest to consult with Headquarters at Brooklyn Bridge to be sure they have upgraded their teachings and dates. How many Mormons does it take to change a light bulb Ten The two most attractive with whitest teeth to go door to door while the rest swap vests and prove they are recommend members of the temple. How many Exclusive Brethren does it take to change a light bulb? Ten Two ladies with blue headscarves Two men not wearing ties And six others explaining to each other how all outsiders are wrong. How many Church of Prophecy members does it take to change a light bulb Ten One to change the bulb while the nine prove they had predicted it was going to happen. An atheist was walking through a wood looking at the trees,and the bright blue sky. He said to himself how wonderful that all this came about by time and chance through evolution. Suddenly he heard a noise and a great brown bear came after him and he ran at top speed. It was getting nearer and raised its arms to grab the Atheist when the man cried out "God help me!" The bear stopped still, the wind died down,the clouds ceased to move and a light shone down from heaven. A voice said "Yes!" "Do I take it you now want to be a Christian?" "Oh no! " said the Atheist "I could not do that after all these years, but could you make the Bear into a Christian?" The voice said "Yes!" The clouds began to move and the wind began to blow and the bear lowered his arms and put his paws together and said, "For what we are about to receive may.................!!!!!